CARLING CUP (FULL)
1. NORTH TAWTON MEN
A very amateur team consisting of front row and uh more front row.
Here for the drinking but you can't go on tour and not play so here we are. Half time refreshments. A pint please?
2. THE JOLLY TODGERS
Returning to Bournemouth as the reigning Carling Cup Plate Winners will bring with it added pressure to perform for our travelling fans, but we won't be changing our principles...
Devastating rolling mauls, cider lager and lambrini will once again carry us!
3. BRITISH MILITARY FITNESS
A team of BMF instructors all former Royal Marines or Soldiers. Mainly old, bald and broken.
The only slight of hand will be at the bar from this team and the only twinkle toes and side stepping will be on the dance floor.
4. THE NORTHERN FLAMINGOES
We are the Northern Flamingoes, Bournemouth 7s virgins made up of a scratch team of players from 'Up North' here on the Stag!
Looking to put in a solid performance on and off the field...remember 'trust pink'!
5. SMASHY BEARS
An Invitational Sevens side from Bristol, will come with the best intentions to play good rugby but that will change after the Friday night!
6. VIKINGS
7. SE7EN SINS
Virgins at Bournmouth 7's. Training rigorously already for the insane amount of debauchery and drinking that will happen. A team comprised of alcoholics with a rugby problem, and if your lucky one might see us pulling out some flat sparkling Lambrini moves on the pitch but where we are really dangerous is off the pitch.
8. JOKERS RUGBY
A group of mates from Bromsgrove and Malvern with the potential to produce some splendid rugby, but we are better known for our social performance and general off field antics.
We plan to bring major bant to Bournemouth...hmmm!
9. FATHER ABRAHAM'S
We are a touring club from North Wales, split into 2 teams for the tournament. We believe that a good day starts (in this case a 4am departure), with drinking, followed by rugby, with more drinking and singing, add in some drinking and nakedness and that will be our weekend!
10. YOGI'S LIFT
11. OLD Q'S RFC
Old Q's are a bunch of old boys from Queens College in Taunton, Somerset. Attendants of the B7's for the past two years running, they are the DJ's favourite in the Kopparberg tent.
Last year the performance (dancing skills) warranted an appearance on Stage,
12. STAN DREWS
1st time to the Bournemouth 7's, training hard off the field!!
Will have to see how we cope on the field!!
13. AVERAGE JOES
A team made up of a mixture of mates from school and university who enter a variety of social rugby events.
This is the first year that they have entered the Bournemouth Sevens.
14. GONADS RFC
A mixture of average skills and a slow turn of pace throughout.
Ones to watch!
15. CASPIAN ONE
Caspian One have entered (for their sins) a corporate team to enhance team morale and encourage participation in debauchery and drinking.
The team is a mixture of ex semi-professionals (or so they tell us after a few pints) and social players.
16. PICKFORDS BARBARIANS
A squad made up of current and former Bournemouth players who have been dragged kicking and screaming from all over England to play.
Others have been bribed to form a formidable outfit capable of causing major headaches and upsets although these are normally a result of too much fun in the bar.
